Dentist Song

When I was young and just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did. Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head. That's when my momma (What did she say?) She said my boy I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies You'll be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain! Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane! You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood, And