bad guy (Billie Eilish) ... played on lots of accordions!

All right, not only has she earned all her accolades, but after this she's likely earned the right to be left alone by me for a while. It's a second pass at Billie Eilish's chart-topping "bad guy", made under the premise that if it's some good on one accordion, then it must logically quite a bit more good on more accordions! Stand back, we improved on the turnout from last time we did this and got 15 accordions pumping at the same time during my visit to this month's Vancouver Squeezebox Circle gathering, huffing and puffing as we strive for relevance in a changing media landscape. (Well, I'm guessing most accordion clubs aren't posting videos on TikTok!) You can't see them all, some hidden behind my colossal frame, but there are a number of accordion youth concealed in my shadow there, who no doubt had unbelievable tales to share at school the next morning. Well, now the preposterous urban legends can be substantiated! The old folks are