Better Names For Animals

I'm looking at my hand and wrist right now and let me just disclose to you since we're in the trust tree in the nest where it's safe to talk about our insecurities and feelings, I did maybe the shittiest job on my self tanner you could ever imagine and it looks like I smeared tan doodoobutter all over myself and then licked part of it off, decided it wasn't good, and left the rest to just hang out and get all into my arm hairs and pores and shit like what the fuck kind of valentines day tan is that crap. N