n a t a l i e p o r t m a n .Andy Sandberg

Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. Natalie: Hello Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? Natalie: Do you really want to know? Chris: Please tell us. Natalie (Rap) I don't sleep motherf*cker off that Yak and the durbin' Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving (Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.) Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick. I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf*cker. Pull up to NBC and smack the sh*t outta J