JAP Battle (Reprise) - feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Buy the season 4 album here: JAP Battle (Reprise) Starring Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate Written by Adam Schlesinger, Zach Sherwin, Jack Dolgen & Rachel Bloom Audra: ALL OF OUR LIVES YOU WERE TOXIC OBNOXIOUS NOW THOUGH, YOU’VE BROUGHT ME FROM NAUSEOUS TO NACHES I’M PROUD OF YOU, BUNCH YOU’RE A GROWN-UP, YOU GOT THIS KOL HAKAVOD, YOU’RE A GODDESS Rebecca: ME?! BUT YOU’RE SO RESPONSIBLE CAREER’S ON SIZZLE HUSBAND, DITTO THREE GREAT KIDDOS YOU’VE GOT COMPETENCE, CLASS PLUS A SKINNY-ASS WAIST AND A TONED-ASS ASS Audra: WELL, YOU’VE GOT A FREE SPIRIT, WHICH I SEE AND COMMEND SO, LIKE 2 CHAINZ WITHOUT THE “NZ” AT THE END I WISH YOU DOUBLE CHAI FOR FOLLOWING THE TUG OF THE HEART BEHIND YOUR 36 TRIPLE-D JUGS Rebecca: WOW, WHAT A BOOST FOR MY CONFIDENCE! Audra: YEAH, I MEAN, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP I’M PRETTY GOOD AT GIVING COMPLIMENTS Rebecca: NICE BUBBLE, BUBBELEH, I REALLY HATE TO POP IT BUT NOBODY’S GOT A PLAUDIT ANY HOTTER THAN I DROP IT Audra & Rebecca: THIS IS… Audra: A JAP PRAISE FIGHT