Did George RR Martin & HBO delay The Winds of Winter? NO! (Parody)

There are many theories in the A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones community but one is by far the worst. Did HBO cut a secret deal with George RR Martin to intentionally delay The Winds of Winter? In such a world, how bizarre would things get? This is that parodic story. SPECIAL THANKS / ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: -Mike K, Mark D for the thunder/storm audio at the end over on sound & telezon and swordofkings128 for their horsegalloping and splash sounds on free -Isobel, Jen, Eadon, Walda,