I got me a booty washin’ machine! (Bidet)

We Americans take pride in being the best at after we go number 2, we wipe with a thin sheet of paper while almost everyone else in the world is using a BIDET and giving their butt it’s own SHOWER! I decided that it’s my duty as an AMERICAN to treat my booty better! SO, I bought me a bidet! If you would like to step up your clean booty game (as every AMERICAN should!) go to and at checkout use coupon code “BOOTYWASH” to get 10% off!