Starbomb - BEST Zelda Rap IN THE WORLD!!! Lyrics
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Egoraptor:
Lyrics:
[Egoraptor (as Link)]
Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[Danny Sexbang (as the King of Red Lions)]
I'm the King of Red Lions!
[Egoraptor]
Yo, I don't give a shit
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[Danny Sexbang]
But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
You'll need a special item to get through that moat
But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
[Egoraptor]
Fuck, alright. Shit, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[Danny Sexbang]
Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[Danny Sexbang]
Your quest is long, and the road is tough