Primus - Conspiranoia (Official Video)

LYRICS Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid barking chem trails in the skies Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips in the chicken pot pies Launching himself in his lawn chair proving the earth was flat Microwaving his burritos now he always wears his tin foil hat Conspiranoia Marion Barrion Contrarian felt Dr. Tony was selling her lies So to keep from getting the big bad flu she sprinkled cat urine into her eyes With garlic cloves in her nostrils and dryer sheets taped to her head Marion Barrion Contrarian is now stinking up a hospital bed Conspiranoia Can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink You can guide a fool towards logic but you’ll rarely make him think Be weary of Conspiranoia As purveyors, abound For an open mind too open spills it’s contents on the ground Conspiranoia