Fight Terrorism with 'The Emergency Bra'!

Believe it or not, your bra is a life-saving device! Doctor Elena Bodnar has designed "the emergency bra" for safety and support. All you do is unsnap and fit one cup of the bra around your head like a gas mask, and you have the other cup for your friend. From terrorist attacks to dust storms, this bra definitely serves many purposes and should really take off the in United States combining our two national pastimes, making money and being scared of terrorist attacks.