Cold Showers Lead to Crack (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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"Cold Showers"
Rebecca:
There's nothing I love more
In life than a scalding hot shower.
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps.
Helps you scrub off the day
And scrub on the sleep.
Don't know if you're morning or
Night shower people.
Whatever floats you boat.
But where are your toddlers
Gonna float their boats if all
You have is cold H2O?
That's two parts hydrogen,
One part oxygen, and zero
Parts Justice!
Paula:
Now I know you're thinking,
"What are you talking about?
Go away this is private
Darryl:
Well before we leave, ladies
And gents, allow me to set
The scene: Imaaaaaaa --