Friends_S01E01 "Sometimes I wish i was a lesbian"

Ross :- Hi! Joey: - This guy says “Hello”, I want to kill myself. Monica :- Are you okay, sweetie? Ross:- I just feel like someone reached down my throat and grabbed my small intestine and pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. Chandler : - Cookie? Monika:- Carol moved her stuff out today. All:- OH. Monica:- Let me get you some coffee. Ross:- Thanks. Phoebe: Oou. Ross:- No, don’t. Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone. Phoebe:- Fine, be murky. Ross:- I’ll be fine. All right? Really everyone! Well, I hope, she’ll be very happy. Monica: - No , you don’t Ross:- No, I don’t. To hell with her. She left me. Joey:- You never knew she was a lesbian. Ross:- No, Okay! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn’t know. How should I know? Chandler:- Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud? Ross:- I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well. Monica:- Oh, really? So , that hysterical phone call I got from the woman sobbing at 3 a.m. “I’ll never hav